Aint Too Choosy

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Oh no. Ohh h'no.
I aint too choosy on my brewski.
I aint too choosy on my brewski.
Got bad breath.
I'll piss on you then barf on you.
Can't you hear? Can'y you hear? I said now get me a beer.
Alan Jackson? Stop asking! Yes he is my kin and yes I do sin.
You ever been on a brewski binge?
Oh wee I hurt my knee got stung by a bee.
Let count to three. I need some rotten puss-o-wee. Lets bang.
Oh wait the phone just rang, gotta go.
Cold brew= Calling my name.
No shame in a Busch, Busch beer that is.
Time to wizz, gotta gotta gotta gotta go.
Clit clat= pussy splat. Fat people= heart attack.
Big mac?
Big-n-tasty?
Big-n-Rich?
Getting saucy.
Big titties= Time to party.
Who Farted?
Cousin retarded.
I aint too choosy on my brewski.
I aint too choosy on my brewski.
Boot scootin boogie did it all for the brewski.
Cookie Edmonds looking so fine.
Id like to stick my wiener up her behind.
Now more talk.
Nascar race on the television.
Now its time to listen.
Cold Brew in my vision.
Nocturnal Emission= Big word for wet dream.
Marshall Faulk double team.
Dairy Queen has the best ice cream.
Frankly. Skany. Bloop blip skip.
Uncle Rick like Busch beers.
Drink a 12 pack kill some deer.
Shit Sandwich, did it all for the brewski.
Bachman Turner Overdrive.
Bachman Turner Overdrive.
Been working overtime.
Let me ask you, is it a crime to want a brew?
A yoo hoo hoo a ho ho ho got real drunk and stubbed my toes.
Who knows when I will die?
Got so drunk, thought I could fly.
Lets dance.
Hot romance, piss my pants.
Lets arm wrestle for pride.
thought I could fly.
Lets dance.
Hot romance, piss my pants.
Lets arm wrestle for pride.
Wet twat.
Get drunk.
Watch your back for a baseball bat.
Almost died, too many brew, almost died
no more time gotta gotta gotta gotta go.
AHHH MAN! I GET SO MAD WHEN I PEE MY PANTS.
KILL YA, YOU DIE.
Don't know why I like brew but they good.
Guitars= make my dick hard.
Lets arm wrestle for pride.

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from Greatest Hits, released January 3, 2017

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